Revised Website & Hoodie!

April 1, 2012 By admin

After two years of procrastination, I finally got off my ass and found someone to do up my new site. Looks great, huh? Shout out to Brian Monarch for dealing with my million tweaks.

So what caused me to stop procrastinating the website now? Because I’m procrastinating bigger things, of course. Before I got around to this I did my taxes, took a trip up the coast, joined Netflix and watched 4 documentaries, including Joan Rivers one (awesome, BTW), bought groceries, changed oil, stopped drinking, joined gym, cleaned house (typical), organized closet. And while doing a bag for Goodwill, I realized I didn’t need to donate my favorite sweatshirt just because it was faded, I could get it dyed black again. After Ogdens cleaner informed me that they don’t do that kind of work in 2012. I decided to do it myself. Next thing you know, I’m wandering the aisles of Jo-Ann’s Fabrics looking for RIT black dye. What should have been a 5 minute trip was about an hour as I considered starting craft or textile hobbies. Cuddly Crochet, anyone? In case you didn’t know, that’s stuffed crochet animals, duh? And, finally I spent an afternoon dying my sweatshirt… and my hands… which looked like I had hypothermia for a couple days. Long story short. Here’s the new website. Crap, I gotta find a new distraction. Tarot? Card magic? Tarot Card Magic?

“Life’s short—I’m not!” isn't just a pun for this 6'7", 240lb, hairy giant; it’s his motto, mantra and mission statement, meaning “Tall or small, LIVE LARGER THAN LIFE!” So after a 5-year hiatus directing commercials, Bronston’s back at the mic doing what he loves most—Saying Something without Selling Anything. From coast to coast, he revels in revealing his failings and through his conversational, story-telling style reveals failings we all share while talking about the demented Reality Show called REALITY. Bronston has rocked comedy clubs and opened for rock bands. He's hosted somber charity events that turned crazy-sexy-fun. He’s done standup for Rooftop Comedy and ComedyTime Network, is a regular on radio’s The DAMage Report and acted in TruTV’s “All Worked Up” and charity spots for UNF--KTHEGULF, plus commercials for Nike, Found Magazine and other things he’d never buy. Bronston is co-creator and host of Venice Underground Comedy, fast becoming one of LA’s best shows. Honoring the eclectic, subversive and dangerous vibe of Venice, the show brings Truthful comedians into the basement at the beach. He’s introduced Eddie Ifft, Neal Brennan, Rick Shapiro, Eddie Pepitone, Ian Edwards, Amy Dresner and more of comedy’s best underground talent to a very discerning audience with a low tolerance for BS. Bronston has produced or directed 200+ commercials, promos & music videos. He directed Whoopi Goldberg, Kathy Griffin and Tommy Lee, plus stars of the NFL, Olympics and NASCAR. He directed Uncle Kracker's Top 20 "Drift Away" and wrote/directed award-winning festival darling "MaxiDoodles," which skewered the commercial biz—then generated more ad work. Irony is awesome! He also production managed David Brenner, Sandra Bernhard and Jerry Seinfeld HBO specials. Jerry’s opened with a funeral for his old material: Carlin, King, Leifer, Leno, McMahon, Larry Miller, Reiser, Shandling and Wallace were there! Bronston was too (in the production moho, but there)—inspiring! And perhaps why much of his material deals with death or celebrating life!