I’m psyched for summer already! I’ll be visiting the Queen in June, or at least looking at her London Castle as I drive past. July 11 is one year anniversary for Venice Underground Comedy! What a great year that’s been! And wait until you hear what we have planned for that night! Then August is Edinburgh– multiple shows for 25 days straight… I’ll be a machine when I’m back… a tired, tired machine. And of course, in 2012, I’ve got my summer body back for the first time since college. Perhaps saying things like “summer body” explains why I haven’t gotten laid in many a season….

Quotes for the self-help book you’ll never read (because I barely write):

Weight Loss Motivation – “Just remember, food is to fuel as your body is to a truck… And no one wants to fuck a truck!”

Get Out of My (Own) Way – “Stop treating yourself like an asshole.”